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Princess Raven Starheart, Warrior of All Time

Chapter Six

The Finale Conflict

Raven Starehart, the new maid Crow gazed out with silvering orbs at her ass emblemed fores of dark ness that the Vampire Lestat had assemble for. Her. vampiric minonions all they were. Thirsting for the warm red liquid of blood and lusting the touch of the living flesh, but Raven the Crow was not afraid, for she had dead and come back. Now a thing of darkest drakness like they.

In the pits of her hart she knew ony despare and sorrow four she longed to be with her One Twrue Love Leagolas Green leaf the Eleven Prince. Ling. But her and her One Tru Luv couldn't not be togethe four their love was the love of the living and she was now forevermore dead having died on Depp Space 9 on the sword of Spehiroth Excalibor the swrod he had stole. And her love Legolas was forever imortel and undying so could not die and would live forevermore.

"No more of that' thought she as she gazed at her crew of the night. The Vampire Lestate had travel led far and wid to gather these terribel fources of darknes together.

Form the Hellsing Opertaion of England the myster ious Arucard and his teammate Seras Victoria. From California, Angle and Spiek the prominnent vampires of Sunnydale. The daywalker Balde looked unhappy to be surrounded by his hate enemys the vampires but he new he had no choice for Dracula the father of al vampies had join the focres of the enemy snarling whennver the vampires looked at him. Selene the vampire warriro dressed all in black leather keept chequing her big silver guns. Last but not least the vampire Vincent Valentine joined their group of dark forces of darkness.

Tis not enough Lestat," Raven commended, pushing her once fiery locks behind her point ears as she had done in life.

"No it is not," Lestat said agreeing an amsued look on his pearly white features of finest porcelain. "what proposed you?"

"I had hopped to keep my friends in life out of this finale batle, but it si not too bee. We must join forces with the forces of the lvigin to fight of the forces of evil's forces." She sighed her heart heavy with dread and despair. "If it must be then it must be. We must connect them together in one mighty army. But even these I fear will not be enough, we must colect the greates warriors of all time and I will lead this last battle, and end to end all ends."

"the Greatests warriors of Altime?!! "scoffed the daywalked Blade. "how you espect to do htat?"!

"My autn in Nevada is workin on this secret project entitled the Stargate," raven Starheat explained. her patience growing thin. "we used it to travel to the past before there I learned the art of swordplay. Witch reminds me I will need to find my sowrd, the fabled Gren Destiny which is the only sword capable of betting Exclaibur - whic is the sword we require to final defeet the dread lord Sauron the ultimat master of all evil."

"find," snarled the daywalker.

Together they traveled by knight to the hiden bunk of the Stargate project, where with their vampiric skills of stealth and hidding they were easily able to pass by pass the army and air force people on guardians. Once in side the complex they found Raven's ant Samantha, who wept tears of joy at having found her beloved neece alive and well or so she seemed.

No time for that dear Aunt," Raven exclaimed calmly. "we mussed gather together the greatest army the world has ever scene buy bringing together the greatest warriors of all time for the end to end all ends is drawing soon upon us all in a battle unlike the world has ever seen."

And that was how Major carter came too under stand that her the belove neice was no longer the same but changed into the Crow body and sole, not just in her pale skin and blackened hair, nor her silvery eyes or change of clothes - now wearing black leather pants laced up on the sides all the way up and a tshirt that red same Nightmare diffrent Day and boots that bucked up to the knees. But hole-hearted to the depths of her heart.

"But befour you go dear Raven you must at lease call your sister dear hermione who has greeving you all this time since your dead," Samanth Cater declared inquiringly. "For her grief is so grate she cannot be consolidated."

"Very weel Raven said with a heaving haart for she did not want to raze her darling sisters hope's two hi. since she was dead and no long amongts the alive she wood bee retunring to the grave one her mishon was done and over and the pain of losing her once more would be too much to bear. "I will call Hogwarst Shcool of Whiches and Wizardy in the mourn."

"No need dead nice,' Sam Carter repsonded "fro your beloved sister didn't not return to school. clamming it would be too diffcult to retun there wear you two had enjoyed so much happiness of the carefee daze of youth."

:She is hear?!" Raven cried her heart leaping in her chest for in true she longed to see her dear sister.

"Yes, Raven, go to her now and tell her your plan for she is your beloved twin sister and deserves to now the truth," Major Carter explained hugging her sweet neice tightly to her busom.

With one last reluctance hug to her anut she departed the Stargate complex and went to the rooms Smantha was sharing with her neice's twin sister Hemine."

At the door Raven hesitated before nocking and waited to find the stillness in her heart to face her beloved sister, nowing there would only bring to her pain of loss and sorrow once more when Raven returned to the grave she had escaped to bring about the injustice of her dying. But then she hears her sister Hermione sobing in sorrow and knew that she could not bring her one more moment of pain but would rather give to her the briefest moemnt of joy before dying again. So she rushed into the room and cried, "Oh my darling sister, do not cry any more for I am returned from the grave to bring about the injustive of my death!

Hermione looked up from her sobing and her startled wide blue eyes widened in a maze. Ment she leapt up and embraced her long lost twin sister crushing her huge pendulum orbs of cleavage into her sisters smaller own breasts, sobbing for job and tears of happiness steaming her cheeks

Oh how can this be?!!" Hermione cried, pulling her sweet sister to the bed and holding her against her self.

"Now I am teh Crow now, "raven exposed. "For when there is injustice in the land the dead cannot sleep the peas of death. I have brought together the fours of darkness to fight the evil that threatenes to hold sway over all and being and end to end all ends".

"Oh Raven!!" Hermione sighed to hold her sister once more even if she was the Corw. "so much tragedy has happened since you died, for hary returened to Hogwars and Ginny is no longer a student there having transfering to Xaviers to be with her new girlfriend Rouge who cannot never know the touch of a man witch is why Harry dumped her!"

"Hermione we have no time for stuff like that, the world is in peril and Middle Erth too!" Raven exclaimed jumping up from their bed and pulling her beloved sister up with her as they rushed to the Stargate room where the vampire forces of Raven the Crow had gather.

"And who might you be oh beautiful one," the Vampir Lestat asked Hermione who giggled her enormous breasts jiggled with the effort.

"Back of lestat, I'm warning you all!!1" Raven warned the vampires who instinctivvely understood that Hermione was of limits to their unholy lust for fresh blood.

"befour we depart Hermy do you have my Green Destine sword?" raven asked. Her sister smile and displayed her wrist wear she was wearing her sister's Sailor Terra bracelet.

"wich I kept to re mind my of the days of joy we knew before you died Hermione explained handing her sister the braclet whcih she knew would transform into the Green Destiny sowrd.

So they stepped trhough the Stargate all together and travelled threw time to bring together the greatsest armies the world had even knwon, from the past and from the future, from alien worlds and the distance of the passed and all gathered on the Justice League Satellights Watchtour, ware the Middle Earthlings were waiting for the right time to travel back to middle Earth and hope to save their lands from the forces of the evil armies that awaited.The coming of Sauron once Magento sucked the One Ring from the molten hard lava rocks around Mount Doom. With the ring the sorceress Ultimecia and Lord Voldemort would finally bring forth their mighty master and then darkness would rain on the Earth and Middle Earth.

It was time for Raven to face the face of her One Ture Love Legaola s the Elf Prints. some thing. She dreaded the meeting for the pain of her heart wood bee too great for words and she thought she might die form sorrow and despire.

"Hello my love," he said before she could say anything without turning to face her as he staired out the windows of the watch Tower satellite.

"Beloved,'she whispers not wanting to let herslef feel the feelings she was feeling. she coughed to clear her trhoat of the lump Legolas had put there the longing of wanting him and the despair of not having him warring in her breasts. "Legolas we must put aside our passed love fo I am dead now."

"I know,"intoned Legolass turning to face tears streeeming down his chiselled features. "For I greived a grief unlike any greif ever grieved, beloved."

At his words the ice around her hart melted and she ran to him to hold him and pressed her breasts against his rock hard chest and covered his face with kisses of true love. he returned her passion with his own pressing against her and holding her close to his heart.

"We must put aside our love my love,"Raven admitted to her beloved love. "For the end to end all ends is upon us now and we must rise to face the fear in our hearts.

"As always beloved to speak nothing but the truth tough I am ensorrowed to admit the truth," leaglos added kissing her one last time. "KNow we must face the end to end all ends."

"Come my love lets us address the troops!" rvan decided and led him to the meeting room to talk to the gathering armies of the forces of good.

Raven Starheart stepped onto the platform her once fiery red locks now darkened to a hue darker than the heart of night. Her once sparkling emerald eyes now a shimmering silver lined with thick black eyeliner and deep red lipstick. Since she had been reborn as the Crow she had taken to wearing tight leather pants that laced up the sides and boots that buckled up to her knee and a tank top that read Same nightmare different Day. With one hand she brushed her raven tresses back behind her pointed ear.

“OK people listen up.” She stated, to the assembled crowd. All eyes turned to her. Chief among them was the face of her true love, Legolas his eyes filled with love for her.

“We all know the score.” Raven knew they knew but needed to speak it allowed, to make sure. “If Magneto can reforge The One Ring. Then Lord Voldemort” hisses from the crowd but she was not afraid of the Dark Lord’s name “and Sorceress Ultimecia will be able to raise Sauron from his unholy grave. The Emperor and Count Dooku have allied with the Goaul’d to raise an army of Predators. Dracula has the Necronomicon and hes raising Deadites to feed to the Alien Facehuggers and they will over run the world with darkness.”

“What of Diablo?” Aragorn asked his eyes filled with concern for his dear cousin. But she would not bow to fear.

“Diablo and Agent Smith have taken Gondor but not for long. Once we have faced Sephiroth and Demona we will free the peoples of Imladris. Then attack from the skies with the Enterprise, the Millenium Falcon and the Bebop.” she planned simply her silvery orbs filled with revenge at hand. "Indiana Jones, Rocketeer, the Shadow and Sky Captain will also be with you so to make sure you have enough forces. Also, Miss Deep and The Paper from the London Royal Library."

“So then what’s our plan?”Harry stated eagerly his lightning shaped scar forehead aching. Rogue put her arm around her grilfriends Ginny shoulder. She smiled at her with the smile of love. Ron wondered if he would ever find true love as his sister had done.

“First Professor Dumbledore Gandalf and I will cast a spell that will shield us from the enemies attacks,” Raven declared, the old wizards eager to work alongside so talented a sorcerous. “Willow and Hermione will assist us.” Hermione grinned eagerly at her long lost twin sister.

“Then Aragorn and Riddick will journey aboard the Serenity to meet with the Fantastic Four on the Enterprise and coordinate the attack on Gondor.” Aragorn nodded at her words. His cousin the Princess of Imladris was quite the tactician and he bowed to her superior abilities. “Sailor Moon, you and the other Sailors, Spiderman and Daredevil and Elecktra go with him. The Justice League Unlimited will be already a board the Enterprise.”

“High!” the Japanese superhero agreed saluting Raven Starheart her sunlight hued tresses gleaming.

“I’ll go too” Said Xena.

“No Xena I need you to take Squall Leonheart, Eowyn, Hercules and Utena and go through the Stargate to try to rescue Excalibur from Sephiroth and the Klingons.” Raven had her plan all planned out so she knew Xena would agree. Col. Jack O’neil and major Carter her Aunt nodded agreeing. “Neo trinity and the Xmen as well. The Transformers will join you, right Optimus Rpime?”

"Yes!" the huge robot truck driver a greed giving the thumb's up.

“You aint leaving Barrett out of this!” the huge black man exclaimed raising his gun arm aloft. Raven smiled patient.

“No you Barrett go with Zell Gimli, Cloud James Bond and Vash the Stampede to try and stop Magento form forging the One Ring. Give it to Frodo so he can bring it to me since I will not bow to its charms or be corrupted by it’s power,” Raven stated simply, her voice heavy with the burden she carried. “Bring me this mighty gift.”

“Last but not least is the forces of Dracula. They are strong but I have formed a great team of my own. You must do this for me, Arucard, for there is no other. Take Seras, Lestat, Selene, Blade, Buffy and the Scoobies, Angel, and Vincent Valentine together you may be able to take on Dracula the father of all Vampires. Hellboy, Abe Sapine, and Liz you go with them. Also Fox Mudler and Diana Sculy form the FBI.”

There was other jobs for other people to do as well but it would take too much time to tell it all out.

Okay you all have a job to do,” Raven declared raising her right fist above her head. Seeing her people do likewise.. “Time to get it on!!!”

They all cheered her words for she had given them hope when they had none. Hermione came up to her eagerness shining on her face.

“Raven! Isn’t Spiderman like totally the hottest?” hermione said excitedly, clasping her hands to her considerable bosom.

“OMG Hermione it’s like since you got your 36 DD boobs with a late spurt of puberty its like you’re brains leaked out your ears or something,” Raven sighed at her twin sister. She was suddenly very glad Dumbledore had made her Head Girl instead of Hermione. “Go with the others and wait for me.”

“OK.” said Hermione, light gleaming in her once frizzy hair now shimmering golden locks as she walked away, putting a little extra wiggle in her steps hoping to catch Spiderman’s eye.

“Beloved,” Raven herd a voice behind her the voice of her one true love Legolas Greenleaf. She turned to face him with love shining from her face.

He hand ed her the pendant of his immortal soul glittering in the light of the setting sun behind the earth far below them.

“Legolas this is folly.” Raven stated with a heavy heart trying not to break.

“Beloved my heart is mine to give,” Legolas replied smiling brightly.

“No beloved” she bit her lip. At the word that slipped out against her will. “For should we allow our love to express itself, it will only bring you grief.”

“Death itself could not part us,” said the elven warrior taking her into his arms. “For were you not reborn?”

“Legolas,” she answered longing to feel his lips touch her with the burning passion she knew they both felt.

“Do not fear beloved we will survive this battle and joy will fill our hearts throughout our days,” Legolas answered leaning into close on her so she could feel his hot breath against her lips.

“I hope that is true, beloved” she breathed as he pressed her lips against his her breasts crushing into his chest.

They set off in their own jobs and Hermione joined with the other Sailor warrors turning into Sailor Commet before so that she could join the battle with all her powers. Before they departed raven pulled her sister to one side.

"Hemione I know why it is you sleep around so much" Raven explained to her beloved twin sister heart heavy with sorrow.

"What reason do you think that is?" Hermione answered uncharacteristically serious for a change.

"your love for Harry has never diminished and your seeking to make him pay for leaving you for Rouge." raven replied to her beloved twin. "but you can never have him that way, sweet sister for he does not see it that way since he is but a man."

"Oh raven as always you totally see through my every disguise," Hermione cried, hugging her sister tight crushing her huge breasts into her sisters. own. "How can I get him back?!"

"Tell him dummy," Raven teased her and Hermione asaw the truth in her words.

"Okay I will see if I don't Hermione laughed brightly knowing that Raven was much smarter and better to see the way things would work out.

Raven watched her beloved sister sway away as her hips swished back and forth and knew that Harry would take care of her forever and ever. She sighed as despair took her once more to the pits of sorrow and wished that what Hermione and Harry had could be what she and legola would never have.

So Dumbledor and Gandalf and Willow and Hermione and Raven cast a spell to make them all protected against enemies attacking and they all went off to their jobs.

Once the spell was cast Hermione hugged WIllow and Raven and left with the Sailors to fight in Gondor, while she went with Xena's troops to fight Sephiroth who had killed her in Deep Space Nin.

The Justice League washtoour teleported them to the surface of the Stargate and they stepped trhough to the Middle Earth Rohan fortress of Hem's Deep.

"Sperioth is here," Raven the Crow claimed, drawing her Green Destiny sword . All the others drew their swords two. Except the transformers who transformed intot heir robots bodies.

"There!" the Bride who had killed Bill said pointing with her Handso sord.

And there he was the villain who had killed her once Raven saw Sephiroth on the steppes of the fortress. He had klingons all around him. But velociraptors too and Go-old and Decepticons and Urruk-high.

The battle was fierce and terrible, with losers on all sides, but in the end, it was Raven versus Sephirot in a fight to the death with no words spoken but writtin in the blood of the other person they were fighting swinging their swords back and for sparks flying with every swing. Finally Spehirtoh exclaimed "Enough no more! You are the greatest swords fighter I have ever scene adn i can fight no longer!"

He kneeled before her and with one swing of her mighty Green Destiny sword she removed his head from his shoulders and took up Excalibur from his dead hands.

"Now we take back what is rightfully ours!' she declared lifting her sword wearily over her head angrily. Her forces cheered her announcement and marched on Rivendell to rescue it from the fores of darkness led by Demona the evil gargoyle.

But the forces of Raven Starheart could not be stopped by the darkest forces of evil and they quickly won the battles for Imladris. Elrond the Lord of Rivendell was overjoyed to take back his home, greeting his beloved neice. with arms opened and tears in his eyes.

"Now shall we once again take back Gondor from its unrightful rulers," Aragorn exclaimed lifting his sword Anduril Falme fo the west. Raven the Crow crossed Excalibur across the raised Sword and their forces cheered.

But the greatest foe was ahead of them, in Gondor.

The battle was fierce and even more terrible then that of Rohan or of Rivendell. Magneot, the Injustice League, Agent Smith, Lord Voldemort, Sorcess Ultimecia and even Godzilla had joined forces with Dracula's Deadite facehugger aline army to creat an undead army of unholy darkness. There were all kinds of villains from everywhere, just as Raven Starheart had pulled heroes from all over.

Raven was using the Excalibur sword to fight off Seifer Almasy when they were separeted by an explosion and Raven was shaking off her stunning when she saw Imhotep corner her friend and teammate Sailor Moon.

"Anak-sailor-moon," Imhotep said pulled Sailor Moon close to kiss her with his gross undead mummy lips, for Sailor Moon was the reincarted version of his long lost love. but Tuxedo mask was there before Raven could do anything, saving his beloved Sailor Moon from the evil mummy.

She turned to find Sierfer fighting Sqwaull Leonhard for they had long been enemies and now she saw the great Socrresss Ultimecia with Rinoa stuck inside her. Raven ran and jumped and grabbed Rinoa pulling her free and destroyign Sorceess Ultimeca. Then with Giles and Xander to watch over Rinao Raven turned to find the Justicve League fighting Magneot and his Brothrhood. She joined with them and before she could stop him Magento had formed the One RING!!!12

Now shall Lord Sauron the kind of Darkness rise and cover the earth in evil!!" Magneto cried and tossed the One Ring to Lord Voldemort who stood near buy.

The he Who must Not be Named laughed manically.

"And so we bring out immortal master fourth!" VOldemort screamed triumphantly and used the One Ring to bring about the most evil of all evil Sauron.

Sauron appeared dressed in his full armour as he had once befour so long ago in Middle Earth's history.

"NO!!!1" scream elrond Lod of Rivendell who had of course fought the evil dark lord once before.

"Fear not dear Uncle"! Creamed Raven Starheart who leaped on the giant lord of all evil and using Excalibur to slash off the evil villains head so that his evil could not infect the lands of Morder, Gonodor Rohan and the Shire, freeing Middle Eath from his evil touch and causing darkness to cover the world.

"NOOOOO!!!"screem ed Lord Voldemart and Magento together for thier hopes of vanquishigna all good had come to not. In thier despari they were overrun by the forces of good.

"We have won, beloved, we have one!' cried legolass sweeping Raven into his arms

But my love now I must return to the grave that is my home," Raven replied sadly.

"No my love it is not to be!" Legollas eplained. "For you see in reward for rescuing the world from the darkness of Sauron I have spoken to Galadriel the Queeen o fhte Evles and she has spoken to the powers that control your fate!! You are to be returned to your life as it should have been!"

"No Legolas my beloved don't say it can't be so!" Raven exclaimed unable to accpet the hope that fluttered in her haret.

But as she spoke her hair transformed from her raven black locks to her once red curling tresses, and her silver eyes chaged back to her former emerald brillaince, and she felt her hear begin to beat in her breasts and the pulse of life return to her once more for she was again returned to life for her services to the forces of good.

In the end they all celebrated their good luck and victory. Harry and Hermione were to be wed for they finally accpeted their love for each other. Ginny and Rogue didn't last but soon Ginny moved to Sunnydale to be with Willow. Ron actually discovered true love with Sailor Venus. Everyone returned to their proper time and palce through the STarfate, but all a greed that princess Raven Starheart was the warrior of all Time.

Raven and Legolas returned to Rivendell where they were married to celebrate their love. And the forces of evil never again threatened them ever.