Fidelius! - The Musical

(The Commons - Enter chorus of Students and Teachers)

Hogwarts!
(Chorus of Students and Teachers)

Hogwarts! It’s Hogwarts!
Britain’s greatest Magical School!

Hogwarts! Yes Hogwarts!
Where Charms and Runes Will always rule!

Gryffindor and Ravenclaw! Hufflepuff and Slytherin!
On the Quidditch Pitch you never know Whether they will lose or win!

But changes have come to our Beloved school
No longer under Albus Dumbledore’s rule

Lucius Malfoy’s the new Headmaster
Will our uneasy peace last or
Will it explode here at

Hogwarts! Not Hogwarts!

Will the Final battle here be fought,
Twixt Good and Evil, or will it not?

While we’re at Hogwarts! Yes Hogwarts!

Only time will tell!
But listen! There’s the Home Room Bell!

Here at Hogwarts!

(Enter Hermione, Ron)

Hermione: I’m really worried about Harry. He hasn’t been acting like himself lately.

Ron: He’ll be alright, love. He’s just down because Dumbledore’s missing and the Malfoys have taken over and the Changs are dead… Come to think of it, it’s a wonder we aren’t ALL down… But at least we have each other. (kisses her)

Hermione: Oh Ron! (pushes him off, but smiling)

(Enter Harry)

Hermione: Harry!
Harry: Alright Ron? Hermione?

Ron: Yeah. Alright Harry?

Harry: I guess… Shouldn’t you two be in class?

Hermione: Oh dear!

(Exit Hermione)

Ron: How ‘bout you mate?

Harry: I’ve got a Study period… see you later?

Ron: Sure!

(Exit Ron)

The Coming Dark
(Solo – Harry)

My friends all worry Why I’m sad
It’s seventh year I should be glad

But I can’t smile When I know what
Kind of war is coming And will soon be fought

I see the thestrals Because I’ve seen death
Watched friends and family Breathe their last breath

I’m afraid that I’ll lose them all
To the Coming Dark…

The Coming Dark
The Age of You-Know-Who

Death Eater’s Mark
Worn by old and new

My friends all dead That’s what I fear most
Or else all lost To Voldemort’s Host

That’s why I’m sad That’s what I fear
The Coming Dark In my last year

That’s why I try To just rush in
To do something, To save all their skins

But Malfoy’s in charge Our present is starkThe threat’s looming large The Coming Dark!

The Coming Dark!
The Coming Dark!

(Enter Draco and Pansy)

Draco: Look Pansy, it’s Potty…

Pansy: (rolls eyes) Draco, grow up…

Draco: Hey Potty!

Harry: What do you want, Malfoy?

Draco: That’s Head Boy Malfoy to you, Potty. Shouldn’t you be in Study Hall? (smirk)

Harry: Shouldn’t YOU be in class?

Draco: (snarls) Come on Pansy.

Pansy: Oh no, I have Study period too… (smirks at Draco)

(Exit Draco)

Harry: Coming, Pansy?

Pansy: Not with you, Potter.

Harry: Pansy, do we always have to fight?

Pansy: Why not, Potter? I’m a Slytherin, you’re Gryffindor. That’s where the Sorting Hat put us, that’s where we’ll be for the rest of our lives… with all that entails.

Harry: I don’t think it has to be that way.

Pansy: Yes, Potter, it has to be that way.

Harry: Why can’t you see I’m just trying to help you?

Pansy: Who asked you for help? There is no helping me, Potter.

(Exit Pansy)
(Exit Harry opposite)

(Enter Lucius and Narcissa)

Lucius: How goes it with that Weasley boy, darling?
Narcissa: He’s coming along fine, beloved. He should break any night now. Then he’ll be mine.

Lucius: Magnificent. And when our Dreaded Lord arrives here, then we’ll have a new recruit for him…

Narcissa: But what of our son, Lucius? Draco longs to join our ranks.

Lucius: Not… yet. The boy’s ambitious, it’s true… but his impetuousness will not please our Lord.

Narcissa: But Lucius-

Lucius: No buts, Narcissa!

Narcissa: Don’t use that tone with me!

Lucius: When HE arrives we won’t have time to bicker and argue, woman.

Narcissa: Just you remember who holds the whip around here, darling.

(Exit both)

(Bell rings. Chorus of students enters and mills about. Enter Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Hannah, Neville. They all meet up in centre stage)

Ron: I swear, Snape’s got it out for us.

Hermione: Ron, if you’d just do your work instead of leaving it to the last minute…

Neville: Hi Ginny.

Ginny: Oh hi Nev… Harry!

Harry: Hi Gin… Hi Nev. (he looks very down)

Ginny: Good grief, Harry, who died?

Harry: You know who died, Ginny.

Ginny: Oh, right… sorry. (shakes her head) Harry, we have to move past this…

Harry: And if we do, Ginny, who will die then?

Ginny: Stop being so dramatic! God, you’re so infuriating!

Harry: (rolls his eyes) (to Neville) Everything’s gone wrong, and I’m being overly dramatic.

Neville: (uncomfortable) Well… uh… at least you’ve got a great girl, Harry.

Hannah: Where is Luna anyway?
(Enter Luna, rollerskating on. She’s wearing a huge fish on her head, yellow with purple spots. She stops right behind the group)

Luna: Hello!

All: AAH!

Luna’s Tuna
(Solo with chorus)

I’ve seen many things you know
Like talking trees and purple snow,
Tiny Giants, singing newts,
And of course Blast-Ended Skrewts!

But of all the things I’ve seen-
Any Flavoured Jelly Bean?
Candy is my favourite thing!
It makes me want to laugh and sing!

What was I just talking about?
I really should redo the grout.
Is there something over there?
I think I’ll cut my long blonde hair.

Harry:
D’you know what she’s on about?

Hannah:
All I caught was ‘redo the grout.’

Ron:
Dunno mate I think she’s nutters

Luna:
I get used to people’s mutters.

It’s not as good as pudding though!
Or watching a fresh mandrake grow!
Pudding’s great for many things
I like it when my kitten sings!

But of all the things I’ve ever seen,
Like a tiger turning green,
The best there is or I’m not Luna
Is this hat shaped like a tuna!

The spots on this fish of mineAre made of Boysenberry wine!
Not this one it’s horseradish. (points to a greenish spot)
What do you think of my fish?

Neville:
Still dunno what she’s on about.

Hermione:
_ I _ think it’s some sort of trout!
It’s not big enough for tuna.

Luna: (handing out name tags for everyone)
You are Ronald, I am Luna.

Actually it can’t compare
To Harry’s smashing underwear!

When I kiss my Gryffindor
My feet come floating off the floor!
I’m exaggerating, see?

(she kisses him soundly – Harry’s foot comes off the floor as he’s knocked almost off balance)

But I do like him kissing me.

Now I think you know I’m wrong,
I like it when my hair is long!
Pudding makes it all much better,
Hermione, can you knit a sweater?

Round and round and round I go,
Not too fast and not too slow.
Thank you all you’ve played along.
Now I’m done singing my song.

(Luna stops and smiles sweetly)

Ron: Errrr… right.

Neville: Come on, Hannah, I need your help with that Herbology assignment.

(Exit Neville and Hannah)

Hermione: _ I _ think we should organize a meeting of (looks around) …the DA.

Ginny: I’d like to recruit Hannah. I know she had that thing with Draco before but I think we can trust her.

Harry: (looks alarmed) No! no more recruits – there’s enough of us in danger as it is.
Ginny: Oh for the love of-

Hermione: Harry you can’t mean that. We need all the help we can get.

Ron: Yeah, mate, buck up.

Luna: Isn’t chocolate wonderful?

Hermione: This weekend, after we go to Hogsmeade for dinner, we can talk to Hannah and recruit her to the DA..

Ron: (eyes bug out) Oh, right! Our date!

Hermione: You forgot?

Harry: About that… I dunno if it’s right to be dating and stuff with all the bad things happening lately.

Ginny: (angry growling noise) Harry Potter, just… just-

Luna: Snap out of it?

All: Yes!

Harry Snap Out of It!
(Quartet – Hermione Ron Luna Ginny)

All:
Harry, snap out of it!
Snap out of it Harry!
Your depression’s annoying And getting quite scary!

We need you to lead us Against Voldemort’s side
Don’t make such a fuss Our time we can bide!

Ron:
Don’t worry ‘bout it mate! We’ve time enough to date
These girls of ours In the off-hours!

Hermione:
A boy like you Will see us through
If you just believe Not sit and seethe!

Luna:
I know what’ll fix you! Choc’lit and kisses!
Or I’ll stomp on your feet, see my shoe never misses!

Ginny:Harry snap out of it! Don’t make me come smack you!
Or get my big brother to Go over and thwack you!

(Aside)
Don’t lose faith You great big dope
Why can’t you see What you mean to me?

Snap outta, Snap outta, Snap out of it HARRY!!

All:
Where there’s life there’s hope! Our last year is not a soap!
There’s time enough to laugh and sing! And stop Voldemort from winning!

It’s not all death and doom and gloom!

Ron:
It is for us, in the Potions Room!

All:
Snap out of it! Snap out of it! Snap out of it Harry!

Harry: Thanks, guys, but I can’t help the way I feel.

(Exit Harry)

Hermione: Well, we’ll do it without him then!

(Exit Hermione opposite – Ron follows)

(Ginny and Luna look at each other and shrug… Luna skates off. Ginny looks toward where Harry went… and reluctantly heads off opposite)

(Meanwhile in the DADA Lab, Sirius, Lupin, Tonks, Hagrid, Mad Eye, Alaire, Bill – The Order of the Phoenix – have met)

Order to Order
(Chorus – Order of the Phoenix))

Lupin:
I hereby call this meeting Of our Order,
To Order!
To decide if Voldemort Is our new Lord or,
go to war?

Sirius:
How can you ask that After all that he’s done!?
We’ll stand and fight him! Not hide or run!
Bill:
Sirius, he’s not serious!
Remus, don’t be mysterious!

Lupin:
I only meant that In order to define
Our borders!
To draw the line Between the Death Eaters
And our Order!

Mad Eye:
What are you prepared to do about it, boy?
Albus made you leader, so lead us, don’t toy!

Lupin:
I’m trying to Alistair, if you’ll let me
Get a word in, not berate me!

Tonks:
If we don’t stop fighting, we’re going to lose this war!
I dunno ‘bout you, that would make me quite sore!

Hagrid:
Our plan is fightin’, if I may have th’ floor,
Not just yet, but when we find Dumbledore!

Bill:
We will Hagrid, but first we need to have a plan!
So we can track down our missing leader man!

Sirius:
That’ll be too late and you all know it!
We’ve got to do something or else we’ll blow it!

Alaire:
You sound just like Harry, always wanting to rush in!
That’s a way to fight, but not necessarily to win!

Mad Eye:
Vigilance is what’s called for in a case like this!
Keep an eye out for what others might miss!

Lupin:
Order, order, we must have blessed order!
Or else Voldemort will turn England into Mordor!

((Sirius – OOC – Into what?))
((Lupin – OOC – Sorry, wrong fandom…))
(All sing own verses, then...)

All:
Order, order, that is what’s now called for!
So we can get down to finding Dumbledore!
And organize ourselves for what’s in store!
If we don’t we’ll surely lose the coming war!
And find ourselves the slaves of Voldemort!

We’ve got to work together
To bring this Order…
To Order!

Lupin: Now then, we know You-Know-Who is up to something, but we don’t know what.

Sirius: And I’m getting worried about Harry… ever since the Changs’ death, he’s been acting odd.

Mad Eye: (takes a swig) Keep an eye on the boy, Black. Can’t have You-Know-Who getting a sneak peak into our proceedings.

Bill: There’s nothing for it but waiting then?

Tonks: But what about Dumbledore? Without the Big D we’re in it!

Lupin: We’re working on that… Minerva’s heard from Albus.

(All mutter excitedly)

Lupin: So until we hear from Albus again, with something more concrete, we should wait for a sign… that You-Know-Who is up to something.

Hagrid: All righ’ then Perfessor…

(All leave except Sirius and Lupin)

Lupin: Leading this group, Sirius… it’s like herding cats.

Sirius: (claps him on the shoulder) No worries, Moony. You’re doing fine.

Lupin: (smiles) Thanks Sirius. For Harry’s sake I hope you’re right. Whatever You-Know-Who’s up to, it’ll involve the son of our dear friends…

Sirius: Don’t despair, Moony. We’ll stop Voldemort. This time, once and for all.

(Meanwhile, in the Room of Requirement, Ron and Hermione are arguing…)

Hermione: Harry needs our help! We’ve got break him out of this… this whatever it is! I think it might be some sort of depression spell.
Ron: Why can’t you just leave him be? He’ll be fine!

Hermione: Oh Ron!

Ron and Hermione Fight Song
(Duet and Dance number)

Hermione:
I’m worried about Harry
He’s getting really scary.

Ron:
Don’t mind him, Love, he’ll sort himself out.

Hermione:
But what should we do?
We just can’t seem to get through!

Ron:
Just trust that our mate will stop being a lout!

Hermione:
Why don’t you want to help him?

Ron:
I do but we have our lives to live.

Hermione:
I just want to make him see-

Ron:
What must I do so you’ll let him be?
I’m sure that he’ll get over it!

Hermione:
Would you just stop being such a git!

Ron:
Git am I? Well that’s just fine!

Hermione:
Ron I’m sorry I was out of line!

Ron:
You worry too much Hermione!

Hermione:
Harry’s in trouble why can’t you see?
Ron:
I do see, But I know
He’ll pull through in the end so
Why can’t you and I just get along?

Both:
We fight all the time.

Hermione:
Why can’t you see that all I’m
Trying to do is help our friend see that he’s wrong!

Ron:
Just trust our mate, Hermione!

Hermione:
I do, but I see he’s hurting as well.
How can you just stand by a hurting friend?

Ron:
I know it’ll be alright in the end!

So can we stop our fighting?

Hermione:
Not when there’s wrongs need righting!

Ron:
We can spend time alone you know!

Hermione:
How can you talk of 'us' when our friend is so low?

Ron:
You drive me crazy!

Hermione:
I think you’re just lazy!

Both:
If that’s the way you feel then why don’t we break up?

(both stop and face away from each other)

Hermione:
He’s maddening.

Ron:She’s nutters.

Hermione:
He’s got too many brothers!
They’re all good looking redheads and it’s driving me mad!

Ron:
My sister is her best friend, when they gang up it’s bad!

(Both turn to face each other)

Both:
But break up?

Ron:
I’ll never do it!

Hermione:
I won’t pursue it!

Both:
Together, we’ve been through to much!

Ron:
She’s the best girl in the school!

Hermione:
He makes me laugh and he’s no fool!

(Dance number)

Hermione:
I love him.

Ron:
I love her.

Both:
There’ll never be another!
No matter what happens
We’re together for good!

(They dance)

Hermione:
But Harry’s still sad!

Ron:
You’re making me mad!
Both:
Together for good!

(Later that night, in the catacombs, Enter Lucius and Narcissa. They are followed, at a distance, by Draco and Pansy, obviously trying not to be seen…)

Team Evil
(Quintet – Lucius, Narcissa, Draco, Pansy, Voldemort)

Lucius:
Narcissa dear, our Dreaded Lord calls us!

Narcissa:
Lucius my love, our new toy is marvelous!

Lucius:
No time for that now, you oversexed cow!

Narcissa:
Don’t start with me dear, your maid uniform’s near!

Draco:
They’re fighting again, it’s realy quite sad.

Pansy:
Like you’re any better.

Draco:
Don’t try making me mad!

(Enter Voldemort)

Voldemort:
My evil Team Evil, You follow all my rules.
Why am I surrounded by such craven fools!

Lucius and Narcissa: (fall to their knees)
Dread Lord give us a chance
To prove ourselves, it’s all we ask!

Voldemort:
Why should I fool? You’ll fail again!
Just like you do with every task!

Lucius and Narcissa:
We’re evil! Team Evil!Just try us Lord, you’ll see!
No one will stop us!
Lead us to victory!

Draco: (in awe of Voldemort)
He’s evil! True evil!
When he’s around they follow him!
But when he’s gone again,
They plot against their kin.

(Draco steps out from hiding. Music continues over spoken lines...)

Voldemort: Eh? And who is this?

Lucius: (angry at Draco) Draco… my son.

Voldemort: Malfoy the Younger.

Draco: Yes… my father didn’t want me to meet you. (voice filled with scorn for his Father)

Voldemort: Ambitious, aren’t you boy?

(Draco just smirks)

Voldemort: Very well, come then. Join my Death Eaters.

(Enter Chorus of Death Eaters, in robes and masks)

Pansy:
I’ll never save myself From this abysmal fate…
Or prove to Potter That it is much too late…

(Sneaks off - Exit Pansy)

Voldemort:
Come then my Death Eaters, It’s time for me to rule.
We’ll hatch a plan and destroy this hated school!

(Harry leaps out from behind a pillar)

Harry: No you won’t! I’ll stop you!

Voldemort: You? By yourself? Don’t make me laugh, whelp! Seize him!

(The Death Eaters advance on Harry – he tries to keep them at bay but is cornered)

Together We Stand
(Chorus of students/Dumbledore’s Army)
Dumbledore’s Army: (off-stage)
Together we stand! United we’ll win!
We’re more than just friends! We’re closer than kin!
The dark times ahead will seem much more bright!
If we stand as one, and fight the good fight!

(Enter Dumbledore’s Army – they fight the Death Eaters)

Harry: No! Get out of here! You’ll get hurt!

Hermione: Harry! Don’t be silly!

Voldemort: (laughing) No, please, run away! It will be all the sweeter to hunt you down and kill you all that way!

Draco: We’ll take care of all you filthy Mudbloods and Mudblood lovers!

Harry: Just go! Get out of here! Save yourselves!

Ron: Come on mate! Get a grip!

Ginny: Please Harry! We need you!

Voldemort: Enough of this play! Kill them!

(Harry looks around and sees his friends are not willing to leave him.)

Harry: (raising his wand, slowly, defiantly)
Together… we… stand…
United we’ll win!
We’re more than just friends! We’re closer than kin!

(All the Dumbledore Army gathers around Harry, holding off the Death Eaters)

The Death Eater clans cannot abide!
Those of us here with love on our side!

All of the DA:
Voldemort’s plan has been stopped you see!
Together we’ll work to keep our friends free!

(Enter the Order of the Phoenix – they fight the Death Eaters, who, one by one, run off or disapparate. Finally only Voldemort and the Malfoys are left. Narcissa runs first, followed by Lucius… then finally Draco abandons Voldemort)

Finale:
(Voldemort’s escape – same music as Team Evil)
Voldemort:
You’ve stopped me once again
Now count your lives as short!

The next time you will die!
So swears Lord Voldemort!

(Voldemort disapparates)

(The Coming Dark – reprise)
Harry:
The Coming Dark!
It may come this year...
With true friends by my side!
I have nothing to fear!

(Together we Stand - reprise)
Dumbledore’s Army:
Together we stand!
United we won!
Against Death Eater clans!
And Slytherin’s son!

We hadn’t a plan,
But had love on our side!
And that’s the one thing
That hate cannot abide!

Sirius: You alright Harry?

Harry: I’m fine, Sirius… we’re just fine. (looks around at the DA) Last one to the Great Hall buys the butterbeer!

(All run off but Harry and Luna)

Luna: Harry?

Harry: Yes Luna?

(Luna kisses him. They kiss, and part, and Harry grins at her. Luna reaches up to touch his scar.)

Luna: Boop!

(Luna stomps on his foot and runs off laughing. Harry hops around for a bit, laughing, then follows.)

The End!